I’m wearing a stretch choker, yeah. I always have it on.
-YANKS phone off his hands- Hahahaha :) Make fun of my nickname again and I’ll FUCKING BASH YOUR GODDAMN— -clears throat- I mean, HAHAHA Oh you, MISTER CHO SMILEY FACE. HAha.
I’ll be seeing you then! 8)
Threaten me again and you won’t find your van. Period.
Bye, Star Rocky Star.
-turns and leaves-
-takes phone and enters his number as ‘★ROCKY★’-
-gives it back- Should be the first one in your contacts. :)
-hands phone back-
…Fantastic. I’m working with a dog.
I’ll call you soon.
Yeah, gimme your phone. -hands him his cellphone-
…-takes his phone-
-hands him his- Alright.
-enters his number then name as ‘Mr. Cho :-)’-
Okay, I’ll be your assistant or whatever.
The van is at the junkyard, if you wanna check it out. I tagged it with a big lightning bolt and a dagger, like this. -shows him his hand tattoos- You should recognize it right away. Oh, and there’s a bunch of spare parts inside that I’ve been collecting for a while… in case someone tells me they can’t fucking fix it ‘cause they need a replacement. You should have everything you need in there.
So can I have your number so I can get a hold’a you when I’ve looked it over?
You mean in case you’re not good enough? Kinda weak if you ask me. I thought you were a pretty big deal.
Don’t put words in my mouth.
You’re getting a good deal here if I say “yes”, don’t screw it up.
HAHAHA YOU SURE? Well, alright. Your loss, then.
How does that sound, though? Half the price plus whatever you might need. I’ll do pretty much anything.
Well…I have needed some help around the shop lately…especially with teaching a class too…
If you’ll agree to be my shop-slash-teacher’s assistant, that could work. I’ll have to look at what exactly you want before I’m sure, though.
In case it ends up not being worth my time.
Look, I don’t have a lot of money so hopefully we can make some sort of deal. I pay you….say, 50%? And the other 50%… I dunno, I could do shit for you, like, I dunno. Babysitting? Cleaning? Errands? Music lessons? Do you need an assistant?
Maybe a little—
OKAY! OKAY!!!!!!!! I’M LISTENIN’ SO STOP DOIN’ THE THING WITH YOUR HAND AND YOUR MOUTH THAT AIN’T EVEN FREAKIN’ NECESSARY!
I DON’T WANT…THAT.
Oh, so it IS too much?
Man, that sucks. I really thought you could do it. Doesn’t have to be for FREE, but you refused so quickly…obviously you don’t wanna deal with big projects like this one. -SIGHS- It’s fine, I get it. I should probably try to find someone who actually CAN do it. It’s just so hard to find someone in this town, but whatever…I’ll keep looking…
This whole -gestures- cute act is unnecessary. Are ya gonna pay me to fix your van or what?
WELL y’know, as a matter of fact, I’ve been looking for a mechanic to fix a lil’ something for me. :) Could you do it? You’d be doing me a huuuuge favor and, to be honest? It’s not much, really. Just a trashed old van. I mean, maybe it’s too much for little amateur kids but you seem like an expert, you can handle it.
You want me to fix up an entire, “trashed” van
as a favor
-turns on heel-